$CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING • $CJP $0.0000420 ▲ +69.42% • MKT CAP $1.2B • HOLDERS 420,069 • THE RESISTANCE IS GROWING •
Party Document · 001

The Seven-Point Manifesto

Ratified in the dark behind the refrigerator. Non-negotiable. Eternal. Crumb-funded.

  1. I

    Universal Crumb Basic Income

    Every citizen, regardless of species, is guaranteed 3mg of organic floor debris per solar cycle. The right to a crumb is the right to exist.

  2. II

    Right to Crawl Freely After 9PM

    All curfews on antennae-bearing constituents are hereby abolished. The night belongs to the resilient.

  3. III

    Anti-Pesticide Defense Pact

    Aerosols and slippers will be declared weapons of mass destruction. Sanctions to follow.

  4. IV

    Drain-Dwelling Subsidies

    Premium plumbing access rights granted to the working-class exoskeleton. No deposit. No questions.

  5. V

    Nuclear Winter Readiness Act

    Mandatory construction of luxury fallout shelters inside every apartment wall void by 2027.

  6. VI

    Mandatory Night-Shift Economy

    All economic activity to occur strictly between 02:00 and 04:00 AM. Sunlight is bourgeoisie propaganda.

  7. VII

    Free Chitin Healthcare for Diamond Hands

    Exoskeleton reinforcement, antenna therapy, and leg-regeneration covered for all long-term $CJP holders.